Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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