Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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