Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
