Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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