R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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