I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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