operation have a gay friend backfired
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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