we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Randomize
