Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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