Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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