it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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