I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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