just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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