thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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