That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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