There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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