***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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