Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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