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say what?
wanna hang out?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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