Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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