Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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