I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My bed smells like the plague
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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