He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Vodka?
Forever.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
