i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The beer is more important than you right now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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