idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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