Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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