I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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