Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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