Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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