let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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