i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio