4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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