on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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