Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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