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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Best friends brother. Beat that.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn

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  My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.

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  You raise a valid concern

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend

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