i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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