Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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