I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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