When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking