I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.