how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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