The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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