im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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