Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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