And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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