I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me