You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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