Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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