well most of my day revolves around power hour
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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