i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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