Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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