There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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