$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Mom said you looked used
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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